Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00908)

Nov 27 Thanks for what ?

Larry -- FANTASTIC

We stand immortalized.

That's great. But do I ever sound stuffy!!!

My only defense / explanation: I'm trying to set what THEOSOPHY says
for us to all see. impulse, eggs, chicks, and problems of decision
....

Say == What would be the ultimate "goal" for a chicken?


But I am still awfully stuffy.


Who wants a stuffed chicken -- Cheep.-- cheeeep -- cheeepo -- on
either side of the Road?

Remember " There is but one road to the PATH .... ?


Do we forever have to listen to the "voice" of the Chicken?


I didn't know that the turtle had a voice. I always thought it was
the chicken.

At what point does a pullet cease from pullet-hood and become chicken?
Does it have to cross the road or build a new one to cross ? What
about the Monads is that a new experience ?

Dal


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-----Original Message-----
From: Larry F Kolts [mailto:llkingston2@juno.com]
Sent:	Thursday, November 28, 2002 8:16 AM
To:	theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
Subject:	Theos-World Recent humor

Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?

HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road

Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science
has proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing
the road.

Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have
witnessed a chicken crossing the road.

Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly
was witnessing this act.

Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers,
beaks and roads. In case that isn't enough, I also cite 10 pages on
Karma, 14 on Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20
on the Seven Fold Constitution of Man.

Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the
subject of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...

Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively
speaking...

Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on the
other side of the road.

Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
Palistinian territory.

Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors but
allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil and
U.S. business rights

Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a neat
passage on chickens..

Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually cross
the
road.

Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of here...

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Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the
future.



Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.

Larry

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I'll add my thanks to that too,

Dal