Re: Theos-World Re: A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:
Sep 03, 2003 07:53 PM
by leonmaurer
In a message dated 09/03/03 6:00:40 AM, global-theosophy@adslhome.dk writes:
>Do we WANT shit or is it a spiritual NEED ?
Shit or no shit comes with the karma. So, it's up to each of us whatever we
get. In any event, for those of us who are religious Theosophists, Sufi's,
Buddhists, Taoists or Kabbalists, it should be a lesson learned.
Therefore, when shit happens, we have to learn to relax and welcome it while
it lasts -- and then, change the way we think and act, so it won't happen
again. :-)
Best wishes,
Leon
----- Original Message -----
From: <leonmaurer@aol.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, September 03, 2003 9:36 AM
Subject: Theos-World Re: A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:
> A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:
>
>
> Taoism: Shit happens!
>
> Confucianism: Confusius say, "Shit happens!"
>
> Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!
>
> Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit!.
>
> Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays....
> .
> Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
>
> Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening!.
>
> Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
>
> Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
>
> Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
>
> Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
>
> Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
>
> Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.
>
> Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
>
> Hare Krishna: Shit happens -- rama rama.
>
> Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
>
> Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
>
> Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
>
> Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
>
> Atheism: No shit!
>
>
> Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
>
> Instant Karma
>
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