Theos-Talk Archives (January 2004 Message tt00222)

Those who consider the existence of Santa Claus to be a sceientific 
fact received a boost recently. On CNN this morning it was reported 
that a fellow was arrested trying to shimmy down the chimney of a 
restaurant. Christmas is over, but this fellow was not there to 
leave gifts. He wanted to rob the place! Apparentlyt even though he 
skinnied down and took a shave he got stuck in the chimney. He was 
arrested before he could say Ho, Ho, Ho. He was so covered with soot 
that he looked more like an extra on the set of MART POPPINS than 
Santa Claus.

Crime not only pays but the hours are good. Unless the criminal is 
an idiot.