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Re: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies

Sep 22, 2004 01:02 PM
by ringding777


Why do you forget the Theosophists?
Here are the results of my clairvoyant brain scans:


Hartmann Theosophists:
I cannot change it, I am so sorry, because only people with 
bad karma must work!

Adyar Theosophists:
If a light bulb is really, really important than the Masters 
will come and change it for us!

Point Loma Theosophists:
I have met Emmett two times! He never said anything about 
light bulbs!

Pasadena Theosophists:
The light bulb's defective? Let's close the house! The 
exoteric must become esoteric!

ULT Theosophists:
The ULT aim of the ULT is to promote the unaltered teachings 
of HPB in a ULT way. HPB never used light bulbs. In the ULT 
we do not accept oppressing light bulbs, because we never 
cut the independence of our members.

Bridge of Freedom trolls:
We are the accredited, legal heirs of the light bulbs. We 
shine from within.

Anthroposophists:
The light bulb isn't a light bulb! It's a trick of Ahriman!

Frank


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Erica Letzerich" <eletzerich@y...>
To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:11 PM
Subject: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies


What they say when the light bulb burns out?

Feminists:
No men will change the light bulb

Chauvinism:
We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without 
us...

Shiites:
The light bulb burns out
Take a hostage.

Judaism:
Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the 
deal?

Jehovah's Witness:
Knock, knock.
Here, we insist to change your light bulb.

New Age:
Can you see the aura of the light bulb?

Hare Krishna:
Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.

Baptist:
The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.

Seventh Day Adventism:
No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.

Atheism:
I can't believe this light bulb burned out!

Amish:
This modern light bulb is worthless.

Calvinism:
The light bulb burns out because you don't work.

Hinduism:
This light bulb have burned out before

Taoism:
Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?

Zen:
We are the Light Bulbs

Utopianism
The light bulb is not really burned out.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!




















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