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Re: Theos-World Re: Jokes and Jokes

Feb 28, 2006 09:03 PM
by Cass Silva


The sacred sleep of ***
"For the time being the poor helpless clod is made the shrine of the sacred presence, and converted into an oracle a thousand times more infallible than the asphyxiated Pythoness of Delphi; and unlike her mantic frenzy, which was exhibited before the multitude, this holy sleep is witnessed only within the sacred precinct by those few of the adepts who are worthy to stand in the presence of the Adonai."  Isis P358

Sacred, for me, is an adjective, not a noun.
Cass

carlosaveline cardoso aveline <carlosaveline@hotmail.com> wrote: 

Dear Bill,

That's the problem with Paul Johnson"s view about the Masters.

But the Adepts themselves commented this lack of respect in their Letters.

This is not the end of the world.

Please tell me what you consider sacred so that I can make jokes with it, 
too.



Best regards,  Carlos.




>From: Bill Meredith 
>Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
>To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: Theos-World Jokes and Jokes
>Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:13:53 -0500
>
>One might read the Master's letters and wonder if they were ever young
>men such those portrayed below.
>
>------
>
>Sophia had two young Masters who were excessively mischievous.  They
>were always getting into trouble and Sophia knew that, if any mischief
>occurred in the Theosophical Society, K.H. and Morya were probably 
>involved.
>
>Sophia heard that a local priest of the LCC had been successful in
>disciplining masters, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.  The
>Bishop Leadbeater agreed, but asked to see them individually.  Sophia
>sent Morya in first, with K.H. scheduled to see the clergyman in the
>afternoon.
>
>The Bishop, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the young Morya down
>and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
>
>Morya's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with
>his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.  So the clergyman repeated the
>question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"  Again the young
>Morya made no attempt to answer.  So the clergyman raised his voice even
>more and shook his finger in the young Master's face and bellowed,
>"WHERE IS GOD!?"
>
>Morya screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
>his closet, slamming the door behind him.  When his brother Koot Hoomi
>found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
>
>The young Morya, still gasping for breath, replied, "Brother, we are in
>BIG trouble this time.  God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
>
>----------
>
>
>peace and a sense of humor,
>
>
>bill
>
>
>carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
> > Dear Sufilight,
> >
> > If you make jokes with the names of the Masters,
> > I might make jokes with the Prophet,
> > yet I somewaht prefer keeping jokes away
> > from Masters names and from the Prophet's name.
> >
> > Deal?
> >
> > Carlos.
> >
> >
> >
> >> From: "M. Sufilight" 
> >> Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
> >> To: 
> >> Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> >> Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:53:47 +0100
> >>
> >> Yeah...
> >> I have just lend Master Morya's de- and re-materialising-kit
> >> a our local spiritual library. They said, I could keep it for this
> >> incarnation.
> >> :-)
> >>
> >>
> >> from
> >> M. Sufilight on his flying carpet...
> >>
> >>
> >> ----- Original Message -----
> >> From: 
> >> To: 
> >> Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:33 AM
> >> Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>> In a message dated 2/27/2006 12:02:29 AM Central Standard Time,
> >>> leonmaurer@aol.com writes:
> >>>
> >>> It's no  joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a
> >>>
> >> prohibition
> >>
> >>> on
> >>>
> >>> posting annoying web messages or sending annoying email messages 
>without
> >>> disclosing your true identity
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> It should last five minutes in court.
> >>>
> >>> Chuck the Heretic
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