Theos-Talk Archives (May 2009 Message tt00488)

--- On Wed, 5/13/09, Epigenesis <Epigenesis@atmc.net> wrote:
From: Epigenesis <Epigenesis@atmc.net>
Subject: [HOOM-Heartbeat] Fw: Eve's side of the story
To: "1 - HOOM- Heartbeat" <HOOM-Heartbeat@yahoogroups.com.au>
Date: Wednesday, May 13, 2009, 4:28 AM










        

 

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               Eve's side of the story...


   After three weeks in the 
            Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So,  how is 
            everything going?' inquired God.

   'It is all 
            so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are 
            breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, 
            but I have just one problem..

   It's these 
            three (3) breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes 
            the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my 
            arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. 
            They're a real pain,' reported 
            Eve..

   And Eve went on to tell God that 
            since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her 
            limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts 
            might leave her body more 
            'symmetrically balanced'.

   'That's a 
            fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, 
            you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you 
            needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I 
            will  fix it up right away.'

   And 
            God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it 
            into the bushes.

   Three weeks passed 
            and God once again visited Eve in the Garden 
            of Eden.

   'Well, Eve, how is my 
            favorite creation?'

   'Just fantastic,' she 
            replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are 
            paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the 
            animals have a mate except me. I feel so 
            alone...'

   God thought for a moment and 
            said, 'You know, Eve, you are right.. How could I have 
            overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately 
            create a man from a part of you. Let's see...where did I put 
            the useless boob?'

   Now doesn't THAT make 
            more sense than the story about the 
        rib?


      
        
  
    
      
        
        
          

          

  








    
    










      

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